Translator: Callis
Editor: Walker
The Imperial family had a hospital that specialized in extracting genes and cultivating babies. It served the Imperial family and the nobles. Its confidentiality and medical service were the best in the entire Empire. Tang Wan pulled Zong He here. When reception saw the pair, they excitedly called over the director of the institution!
“I, I, I’ll go!” The director’s hands trembled with excitement. His father had cultivated the Crown Prince, which his father had boasted about for an entire lifetime. If he cultivated the Marshal’s children, he would bring glory to his ancestors!
Tang Wan was a bit afraid. This uncle’s hands were shaking. Would it be alright for him to extract the gene in a little while?
“You two, sign first!” The director uncle took two stacks of forms for the two. In order to prevent mixing up the blood, they both needed to be present to make the child. They pulled out the marriage certificate to ensure that both sides agreed. Only after a series of forms were signed could the genes be extracted and children could be cultivated. Creating life without permission was a first-class felony throughout the entire galaxy.
Tang Wan happily signed the form. Looking at Zong He’s reluctance, Tang Wan urged: “Sign it quickly. Soon, we will have a cute son like Da Zhuang. Aren’t you excited?”
Zong He’s expression was cold, “Not excited.”
Tang Wan’s expression fell, “Then you compensate me with a son!”
Zong He knew his next sentence would be ‘You made me lose a son’. It would be very easy for an outsider to misunderstand if they heard it. He helplessly sighed, “I’ll sign. You want a son, and afterwards, you can give it to Lin Bo to raise.”
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Tang Wan smiled and his eyes curved, “Actually, I also want a girl. However, when I thought of a little girl having fur all over her body like you, I just gave up.”
Zong He raised his eyebrows. Why?
“If the little girl looks like you, she would have black and gold fur! How would it be different from a Siberian cat?”
The Siberian cat Tang Wan had mentioned was Russia’s national cat. It could grow up to eighteen kilograms. It would be better if its coloring was lighter, and it could be a little sweeter. If it had a fierce face, it would be a fiendish big cat, scaring whoever saw it. Zong He’s fur color would look very dignified on a boy. On a girl......haha, Tang Wan just wanted to cry. His daughter would never get married!
Although he didn’t know what kind of species a Siberian cat was, it sounded fierce. Zong He was interested, “Since it’s like this, I especially want a daughter.”
“No! Please don’t get any ideas, it’s unlucky!” Tang Wan cut off Zong He’s fantasies and anxiously asked the director uncle: “Can gender be controlled?”
The director apologetically told him: “No.”
Tang Wan despaired. Even now, there were things that advanced technology couldn’t do. Poor evaluation!
Although the director’s hands shook in excitement, the moment he touched the medical equipment, his hands steadied. He very proficient extracted the genes from the pair and solemnly promised them: “Don’t worry, you have a high degree of genetic compatibility. Your success rate must be very high.”
Tang Wan still wasn’t relieved, “When will we know whether it’s a beastman or a human?”
The director confidently said: “Three days! As long as the genes successfully combined, we can immediately know whether it’s male or female.”
Tang Wan wanted to call Lin Bo over to light a stick of incense, repeating in his heart: Asking for blessings and protection from the deceased Duke Zong to bless his grandson, not a granddaughter. Otherwise, it would be hard for her to find someone!
After his sincere prayer, Tang Wan asked again: “How long will it take for them to be born after the success?”
“If it’s human, it would take eight months for it to leave the incubator. If it’s a beastman, it would have the Marshal’s physique and can crawl after eighty days.”
Tang Wan was excited, “I have to quickly buy baby goods! In eighty days!”
Compared to Tang Wan’s excitement, Zong He seemed calmer, “Why are you so determined for it to be a beastman? What if it’s not?”
Tang Wan confidently told him: “I don’t care, I will have a son like Da Zhuang!”
Zong He was weary. He couldn’t get past Da Zhuang.
When Tang Wan got off the aircraft, he was blocked by Lin Bo. The old man was as excited as Tang Wan, “How was it? What did the doctor say? Was the gene match successful?”
“Three days!” Tang Wan stretched out three fingers and told the other with a confident expression: “And then there are eighty more days until it can be born. It’s a male beastman.”
Lin Bo excitedly rubbed his hands, “A beastman son is good to raise, I have experience!”
“En, en, quickly prepare the things that a child would use, it’ll come home very quickly!”
Lin Bo rapidly ran off to prepare, “I’ll go buy it!”
There was only Zong He left with a blank face, and he helplessly said: “Maybe it’s a human or a female beastman.”
“Shut up! No no no!” Tang Wan stepped on the ground three times, “Don’t say it, it’s unlucky!”
Zong He: “......”
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Just as Tang Wan was concentrating on preparing things for their son, the Imperial family had received a report that his spiritual strength was S rank. For a human, it was an existence as rare as phoenix feathers and unicorn horns. The Imperial family immediately released the news to make others believe that Tang Wan was very ferocious, wanting the couple to develop into the stabilizing force of the Empire.
When the Empress heard her husband’s idea, she was worried, “If anything happens, Tang Wan would be pushed to the heart of the struggle. Wouldn’t that be a little dangerous?”
“No, Zong He won’t let him be in any danger. He protects him so strictly that Tang Wan didn’t go out very much. The more mysterious he is, the more frightened the neighboring Empires will be.” His Majesty narrowed his eyes, like a wily fox. “In β Ursae Minoris, no only would there be no one touching him, the nobles who want to live better would support and defend him. He’s their protective talisman.”
The Empress thought about it, then smiled, “Yes, Your Majesty is the most intelligent. Who could see through and control people’s hearts as well as you can?”
With the release of the news, the people of the Empire were shocked. No wonder Tang Wan could simultaneously summon so many meng pets, always summoning new ones. Hadn’t he made a cat army?
Tang Wan looked at the news and had a stupefied expression, “I feel like I accidentally became a national treasure.”
His Weibo was already packed with people, and there were some who praised him: With such a high level ability, passing your days in comfort, and seeking world peace, your heart is very generous!
Tang Wan felt embarrassed. He really didn’t have so many ideas. He just wanted to tease cats and raise his son, and then fatten up his family’s big cat.
Looking at the number of people following him, Tang Wan gulped, “Look at my popularity. Give me a little bit more time, and I can summon a Tyrannosaurus Rex.”
Zong He watched his fingers poking in the air, playing with something he couldn’t see. He wasn’t curious, and he didn’t ask. As long as Tang Wan was beside him, he didn’t care about anything else. He just wanted to relax with him.
At this time, he saw Tang Wan’s body stiffen, and then immediately jump up: “Damn! I can buy giant pandas!!!”
“Zong He! Since you haven’t left yet, I want you to witness a miracle!” Tang Wan led Zong He to the lawn outside and called out for Ji Yan: “Ji Yan, come and witness a miracle! Lin Bo!”
Zong He was weary, while Tang Wan was excited pressing down. However, compared to the past, he was actually a bit more lively. He smiled more and more, and his smile became more genuine.
Tang Wan adjusted the position, “The earth’s national treasure, the giant panda! Immediately come and meet everyone! Ding ding ding ding!”
With Tang Wan tapping the purchase button and spending all of his points, a plump black and white dumpling plopped down by his feet. Tang Wan excitedly held his face, “It really really really is a panda! Zong He, quickly look! This is a real panda!”
Zong He looked at the panda sitting on the ground. It really was better looking than the one he had made.
When the guards who weren’t on duty heard that Tang Wah had summoned a new species, they all ran over to stand in a circle and watch. This giant panda was only a few months old. Seeing so many strangers, it subconsciously hid behind Tang Wan and hugged his legs.
Zong He, who had originally been calmly looking on, suddenly turned cold. It was also a scum who held someone else’s wife’s leg!
Before the cute giant panda cub could sell meng, it was picked up by the Marshal.
Distressed, Tang Wan jumped up and hugged the little cub, “No no no, this is a natural treasure!”
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Zong He snorted and put the cub down, “Do you like your son, or do you like this bear cub?”
Tang Wan looked conflicted for a moment, then glanced at Zong He’s expression. He quickly said: “I like my son!”
Zong He’s expression relaxed, and he released the panda’s hand, “Fine, hug it then.”
“He he.” Tang Wan happily ran away holding the panda, afraid that Zong He would change his mind.
“Ji Yan! Get ready to live broadcast!” Tang Wan was excited to show off his newest child. It was too cute! “Bring over the two new cat walls that I had prepared and find someone to install it for me! This child also knows how to climb!”
Ji Yan silently found someone to carry the big box with the cat wall and had them install it.
As soon as Tang Wan opened the live broadcasting studio, he immediately carried over the chubby panda and excitedly showed it off: “I summoned a new species, look! Isn’t it cute? It’s a national treasure panda!”
As soon as the audience arrived, they were greeted by such an adorable creature, and crazily threw him rewards. After knowing Tang Wan’s identity, there were fewer people throwing him rewards. Everyone thought that Tang Wan wouldn’t miss this little bit of money. Now, when they saw the cute treasure in his arms, they were too excited to control their own paws. Only by giving rewards could they express their current mood.
Paleo-organism research scholars and students were also excitedly running over to collect data. The number of viewers for the entire live broadcast suddenly jumped to 30 billion.
With so many viewers watching, Tang Wan put the cub in his arms down, letting him crawl a bit, “I need to give it a name. Looking at his walking posture......”
The audience all excitedly shouted: Please stop!
We’re coming!
Let it go!
......
Tang Wan laughed, “Let’s call it Tuan Tuan. In the future, we’ll give it a little wife and call it Yuan Yuan. They can be called Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan, it’s lucky.”
The audience breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it wasn’t Mao Dan, Lu Dan, or Ni Ba Dan. The name ‘Tuan Tuan’ seemed to be very elegant among this group of furry children, especially in front of the little lion Gou Dan.
Tang Wan also bought fresh bamboo from where he could purchase feed. Tens of billions of people watched Tuan Tuan eat. After being unable to raise cats, everyone started being unable to raise pandas. As soon as Tang Wan saw Tuan Tuan, he felt that it was too lonely and released all of his cats. Suddenly, the entire room was full of cats. The cat wall hadn’t been completely installed yet, but the wall was also packed with cats. Tuan Tuan saw that there was a swing in the corner, and it took a small step and clumsily climbed up, lying there and eating.
All the cats looked over, not understanding. What kind of species was that dumb chubby fellow? Was it a bear or a cat? Why was it climbing with them? Why was it so much chubbier than them?
Seeing that they didn’t fight, Tang Wan relaxed and let the panda roam free. He had heard that pandas could be aggressive. After all, they were living fossils, and were Chi You’s mounts. He had been worried that they wouldn’t get along. Looking at Tuan Tuan now, it had turned into a lazy ball!
Soon, the cat wall was completed, and the whole room became an ocean of happiness for meng creatures. The cat nest on the top was occupied by Jin Xiao Pang, and in the next second, it was driven away by Queen Mulan. Jin Xiao Pang had been demoted and became the second child.
Tang Wan felt that it was enjoyable, and he also let Xuan Feng and Hong Liu out. Hong Liu was now one head taller than Xuan Feng. Xuan Feng was still chattering, “Little big brother, one kiss, one kiss, one kiss~”
Annoyed with the misses, Hong Liu bowed its head and smacked Xuan Feng in the face. Xuan Feng immediately went silent and obedient.
The audience was amused. Now, it wasn’t Xuan Feng using a wing to smack Hong Liu, yelling at Hong Liu and telling it to call it daddy!
After playing for a while, Tang Wan looked at the time, “Alright, two hours have passed. Everyone, let’s log off and rest!”
The audience excitedly threw rewards: Don’t go! Asking for another half hour!
Tang Wan coaxed them: “In the future, there will be a live broadcast where all the meng pets will be released. You all can watch as you like.”
Barrage: We want to see you!
It only looks good if you’re with them
In the past, I could only be satisfied looking at meng pets, now I want to see you!
Tang Wan tsk;d. These little goblins, they had a lot of demands every day. Tang Wan smiled and removed the cat mask, “Look, look. You all know what I look like, it doesn’t mean much to hide anymore.”
The barrage suddenly increase: Little big brother! Marry me, marry me!
Ahahahahahah! So good-looking ahahahahahah!
Little big brother, please marry me!
You all are stealing from the Marshal, have you started your war preparations?
Hehe, who is afraid of who? I dare to look when he comes! Let’s get married together!
Yes, together!
I’ve set up two girls before, they’re both good looking!
They haven’t taken a photo together before, quickly fix that. How could the marriage be so careless!
Tang Wan was shocked to see this. It didn’t seem like they had a couple’s photo. In their room, there were only models of battleships and mechas, as well as a concealed map of the galaxy. This made Tang Wan feel a bit regretful.
In the evening, as soon as Zong He returned home, Tang Wan stopped him: “Don’t move, let’s take a picture.”
Zong He doubtfully raised his eyebrows.
Tang Wan smiled: “I just realized today that we don’t have a couple’s photo.”
Tang Wan looked for an angle, the bright red sunset behind them. It set off his bright smile and was especially beautiful, “Let me put this picture in our bedroom. I think it looks good.”
Zong He then realized what Tang Wan wanted, “After I finish my work tomorrow, I can take pictures with you the day after.”
“Ah? No need, one is enough. There’s no need to specially find someone to take pictures.”
“I need to make up for it.” Zong He gently rubbed the top of Tang Wan’s head and apologized: “I’m sorry, I’ve neglected you.”
The corner of Tang Wan’s lips curved up, took advantage of when other people weren’t paying attention and fiercely pressed a kiss to Zong He’s face. His family’s big cat’s heart was too warm!
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The night before they were to go take photos, Tang Wan was preparing to go to bed early. Unexpectedly, he had received news from the hospital in advance, giving him a sleepless night.
“Congratulations! The gene fusion was successful. There were no defects in the genes of the two children. By tomorrow evening at 6 o’clock, it would have been 72 hours. You can pick up the children, put them in the incubator, and wait for the birth at home.”
After listening to the director’s excited words, Tang Wan was stupefied by the huge, pleasant surprise, “Two? Beastmen?”
“Both beastmen.”
Tang Wan was so moved he quickly cried. When he thought of having two sons like Da Zhuang, his heart melted. His whole person was about to float up, and his tears wanted to fall. He had a home and two little babies!
At this time, he heard the director cough on the other side, “En, a boy, and a......girl. They both have the Marshal’s genes and are beautiful, striped tigers.” After he finished speaking, the director quickly hung up the communicator.
Tang Wan: “......”
Tiger, girl???
A tigress!!!
Not only do they have one baby, they have two!! o(*>ω<*)o
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