Bai Weiwei: “…”
Her character setting was a strong and unyielding, sunny little cutie who would never admit defeat even in death, and every word she said was death-seeking and unreasonable.
But these people standing before her eyes should be humans?
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Why did she feel like the humans in this world were thoroughly brainwashed by vampires?
She couldn’t help but speak to the system. “Can I change the main mission? I feel like capturing a vampire’s love isn’t as great as the cause of human liberation.”
The humans were brainwashed into fools.
As a human being, she really wanted to sigh.
System: “…Sigh, why do you want to seek death? Isn’t it very good to acknowledge that vampires are noble and beautiful, and not beings you lowly humans are worthy of?”
Bai Weiwei was horrified. “Are you possessed by a vampire?”
System: “I’m not. I just suddenly saw the side task and couldn’t bear to give it to you.”
Bai Weiwei: “Side task? How deranged could it be? I’m used to it; don’t underestimate my ability to endure.”
System: “Just to remind you, this side task is your own suggestion to the main system.”
It stopped there.
【Stand up! Those who are unwilling to become slaves!】
【Take our flesh……】
Bai Weiwei, her eyes round1: “…”
What was this thing, why did the national anthem come out2.
【Human beings will never be slaves. Host has petitioned for the people, willing to use her own flesh to fight the filthy legion of vampires, deeply moving.】
Bai Weiwei: I feel unwell all over. Side missions are definitely, for sure, very f*cked.
【Requesting host to complete the task of revolting against the vampires, sparing no effort to destroy the empire of vampires.】
【Ding! Activating the HP bar for the ‘Revolt Against the Vampires’ side task.】
【Onward, lass, your blood path of glory has begun. Human beings are noble, and one day vampires will become a dish on our table.】
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Just as the side task was issued, a red HP bar appeared above Bai Weiwei’s head.
【Side task failure: spin in place one hundred times, self-detonation with the system.】
Bai Weiwei: “…”
What kind of penalty was self-detonating on the spot?
Was this a punishment for her loose mouth?
Bai Weiwei: “Slagstem, I was wrong, vampires–no, no, noble Blood Kin are the rulers of all things. They’re the uncontested number one in the universe; human beings are second-rate and weak and deserve to be lowly. Hurry up and tell the main system that I crave life and fear death. I can’t afford the task of being the salvation of mankind.”
System: “Don’t talk to me, I’ll go quietly. We’ll definitely self-detonate in six months. Just let me go out and play once.”
Bai Weiwei: “This task is too big and unreasonable. How can I fight the entire vampire nation alone? Are you trying to kill me?”
System: “Actually, you don’t need to succeed. As long as the HP bar turns green, the task is considered complete.”
Bai Weiwei: “Turn green?”
System: “If you keep resisting and seeking death, letting the vampires suffer losses, the HP bar will turn green. Once you keep seeking death and the vampires suffer enough losses, the HP bar will completely turn green.”
After all, the main system wouldn’t pit Bai Weiwei, this host who had no plugin, to the point of making her go against the entire vampire race.
Bai Weiwei finished listening and fell into a contemplative daze.
It didn’t seem that difficult… just odd.
This wasn’t an easy, relaxing capture mission, but a hell-mode, death seeking capture mission.
Bai Weiwei’s face was pale.
The maids, thinking she was frightened, couldn’t help but smile disdainfully and say, “Miss, get up. It’s time for your punishment.”
1: 目瞪狗带: I think the last character is a typo or homophone, but I think this is the meme.↩
2: Yes, this is the beginning of the “March of the Volunteers” (义勇军进行曲) source for English lyrics: ThoughtCo↩
Cheese: i know the side task isn’t (probably) being literal about “vampires will become a dish on our table,” but it got me thinking–if humans really did eat vampires, would you call that cannibalism? vampires are human-LIKE but not actually humans, right? but they still look human for the most part
Piper: Wouldn’t that make what vampire’s eat cannibalisms too then? Also Happy New Year everyone! It’s now 2022, but somehow still feels like 2020 🙂
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